Mother Writes Her Son
March 8th, 2007Dearest Redneck Son,
I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from
your home, so we moved.
I won’t be able to send you the address because the last
Arkansas family that lived here took […]