If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,
does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on? 

Husband: Why do you wear a bra?  You’ve got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don’t you?

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.
The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.
To remove air from a flask, […]

Dearest Redneck Son,
I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from
your home, so we moved.
I won’t be able to send you the address because the last
Arkansas family that lived here took […]

A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting great feedback, the company sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Letters are still pouring in asking, “What trip?”