A curdle anyone?
March 27th, 2007How do you know if cottage cheese has gone bad?
Archive for March, 2007
Better Hard?
March 27th, 2007If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,
does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?
OUCH!!!!!
March 12th, 2007Husband: Why do you wear a bra? You’ve got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don’t you?
Today’s Quote
March 12th, 2007Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Misphrased Excerpts From Students Science Exam Papers
March 8th, 2007Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.
The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.
To remove air from a flask, […]